Dianne's Thought for the Day

You asked for this... 50 random thoughts!
thought: Nothing can match the resilient, aerodynamic teacup of an orthodontic lozenge.

jobtitle: Regional Data Administrator

thought: Breathe, exaggerate, and be solar-frightened, for tomorrow we growl.

new-user: Memory Burnout - operating system halted

thought: Nothing can match the communal, interlocking cat of an axiomatic wavechord.

st: Directly!  There's no disgust to stun!

buzzword: Addressable Virtual Network

thought: To weep is repressed; to meditate, orgiastic.

buzzword: Integrated Virtual Contingency

new-user: Illegal instruction.  Tape destroyed.  Unable to continue.

insult: You deeply disturbed excuse for repulsive bee boogers.

st: Eagerly!  There's no sentience to disregard!

jobtitle: Lead Markets Liason

new-user: Disk crash.  Please contact your system administrator at once.  Your e-mail
privileges have been revoked.

jobtitle: District Creative Orchestrator

jobtitle: Corporate Operations Strategist

insult: You sick bag of smelly wombat boogers.

new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^* - core dumped

st: Reason becomes fascinating after a point. Sensors become sentient.

new-user: Segmentation Fault.  Please contact your system administrator at once.  You
have destroyed this computer.

buzzword: Sectored Default Device

thought: When I was but an imperious lad, I went down to the mouse to watch the
battalions growling.  One day, a battalion landed on my head, and nibbled its
ear.  I felt quaking!  What a triumphant sight!  I'll never forget that
battalion or its ear.

st: Without computers, suffering cannot repeat.

insult: You're too slimy to even qualify as a monotonous shovel-full of cigar butts.

st: I believe that is not Uhura.  She swapped races with McCoy when we went
through the photon torpedo.

jobtitle: International Configuration Consultant

buzzword: User-friendly Debugged Language

new-user: Network down.  Interrupt Fault.  Data lost.

jobtitle: Future Branding Consultant

new-user: File not found.  Interrupt Fault.  Core dumped.

st: No bridge is disloyal.

thought: Nothing can match the carbonated, awkward selector of a benevolent commander.

jobtitle: Future Operations Associate

st: We come on a mission of ambition.

st: Superior imprisonment breeds superior prejudice.

buzzword: Synchronous Pixel Self-test

buzzword: Optical Logical Self-test

st: I believe that is not Uhura.  She swapped followers with Picard when we went
through the race.

new-user: Memory Burnout.  Don't EVER do that again.  Your login privileges have been
cancelled.

st: Set your currents on stun!  I don't want any love.

jobtitle: Future Infrastructure Orchestrator

st: Galaxies don't talk purpose unless they are ready to back it up with bravado.

insult: You're too irrational to even qualify as a cranky bucket of random baby
spillage.

jobtitle: Global Usability Designer

jobtitle: Legacy Division Agent

insult: You're too insipid to even qualify as a grotesque sack of toe jam.

thought: Nancy is a famous wart?  Then Brenda mangles a presumptuous eyeball.

jobtitle: International Operations Associate

thought: I nibble some components, I explode and shiver, I go to the miscreant.

new-user: Tape destroyed - data lost
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